sometimes you see something, or something pops up in your head, and it stays there the whole day. it may be a phase, something you heard, or some minor observation. a mystery in your mind that begs to be solved. it haunts you, it eats you up. kinda like a melody which is so familiar but u just can't remember where it's from so you ask every single person you meet. or the name of the current manager of everton (moyes?), or the one-hit-wonders ( guysebastian, rachel stevens from s-club seven (haha or no-hit) ), or the singers of Big yellow taxi ( ___ and vanessa carlton?), or the runner up to fantasia (still got me). it nibbles at the back of your mind, waiting to be tackled.

so today for me it was this: this woman was wearing a shirt that said: "KISS MY AMRS". misspelling of arms? but why would you do that? (even google suggested this misspelling to me). wat happened to kissmyass? what is an AMR???? i have yet to attain enlightenment on this one



i think the current channel8drama is one of the worst ever produced. but i watch every time i'm free. oh no..
that day at the playground, where i was contentedly rocking back and forth on those rocking things (here its a duck), with maids chatting in the background, and watching with much amusement two boys playing with a paper areoplane. which flew/floated well, from the hills they threw it from. (i can't rmbr why i was there, probably to get out of the house) Then the paper aeroplane hit me at the back of the head. oh my god what were the chances! ....so i managed a nochalant, "aha-you-cute-kids, got-me!" smile and decided home was safer

You know how in movies, a person cycles through a pavement full of pigeons, and the camera draws back, and the pigeons flock and fly away? ok keep that image in mind...so i was cycling home from my grandma's house and there's a field full of those medium sized crane-like white birds. and im cycling on a pavement maybe 100 metres away. and then this one bird and a black one (a crow? or a black crane? cool! ) decide to take their quarrel outside and they fly haphazardly away from the field, towards the pavement from my left. intriguing

and then the white bird smashes right into my left leg as i cycle. oh my god what were the chances! what happened to the birds' awesome maneuvering, like the lories in the Loryloft i worked at! oh the bird's fine, by the way. i was shocked and left my mouth gaped open until i noticed people were looking at me

things don't happen like in the movies.

i can't stand it when i ask the nasi lemak guy(chinese, bored, mumbling) ignores my questions when i ask what that particular dish is. when i point to something to ask what it is (you know how the sweet and sour pork, chicken and fish all look the same), he just grabs it for me like i said i wanted it. HELLO i only ASKED wat it is. grr.

sometimes i like travelling on public transport. it offers you some anonymity. i become small, and invisible, and i can show a black face to total strangers. its strange, because public transport actually gives you private space. (-which is like blogging, where it's supposedly public, but one probably blogs more for oneself. see, the same way no one reads this)

travelling gives you time to rethink issues. so you spend half a journey identifying the issue, the next quarter debating over whether it's worth thinking about, and the last quarter staring-into-space. and you reach your destination maybe a little more confused.

with some people, you can never tell what they're thinking or feeling. i wish i was mysterious and enigmatic. but the guy next to me can probably write a book about me. which reminds me of those people with heads tilted 45degrees to the side, prying into my smses. i really should stare back

today i burnt my finger while cooking instant noodles. oh my god, what were the chances. these days i spend approximately 3quarters of my 24-hour day in silence, with no one to talk to. i was so relieved when a surveyor approached me and asked me random questions, that i stopped to answer her. sometimes its not that there's no one you could tell stuff to, but no-one you would. maybe that's scarier.

chronicles of the unemployed. i think i'm gonna start re-reading my harry-potters! i think i'll just give up halfway though.. just like my plan to re-read my whole animorphs collection

This morning i was dramatically woken up by a neon flashing thought somewhere between my subconscious and conscious telling me: my ic is not in my wallet cos i left it at k-pool two days ago. dramatic huh! i amaze myself! so i dragged myself all the way down to collect it, reading spiderman along the way.

at the mrt station i saw this jewellery ad that said: Vanity is a Virtue. ok...explain that to me again. next thing you know, they'll be saying greed is good.

another random thing: when i go downstairs to play soccer with some kids, there's this kid called Nobody. "Eh Nobody u go that team!". ok he didnt seem to have self esteem problems....yet

there's this old woman always sitting near the mrt station and selling tissue on the ground. and i always wonder if she is reading the papers she sits on, or at least looking at the pictures. and there's this other "busker" who plays an electronic keyboard, just that he puts it on one of those auto melodies that are memorized in the keyboard, and passes off by pressing two or more white keys in a rhythm. hmmm..

and there are those donation seekers who are around my age and i can see them mentally pounce on me when i'm 10 metres away. and they start off saying: "hi i'm not selling anything here...". but why does it cost money and why do you take a commission? ok random thoughts occur when u go to the mrt station too much. $2 leh. tts how much a plate of roast duck rice costs at the hawker centre near my house. and i'm determined to support that stall cos if it closes, it means no more cheap meals for me and that would be costly in the long run. so i really can't pay for your $2 worth of vouchers cos if i do, this stall may go bust and thousands of people will have to suffer if their cost of living increases by 50cents per day. gulp!

im a blogger addict. cos its cold and wet everywhere so its either the computer or tv... anyway i had a moment of discovery that other day. why are slippers called slippers? well they do slip right onto your feet but why not call them slip-ons? the truth that the govts have been hiding for years: slippers are meant to make you slip. that's why they're slipp-ers. i walk like a duck with slippers on wet floor

i suspect its a conspiracy to show thedayaftertommorow, which i just watched, during this dreadful season. reminds you how cold and wet you feel as well. brrr. oh and, take note of the number of ads (plot a graph or something for those on receptionist jobs with computers and no-one in the office and are too free such that blogging on the job is possible :p) of panadol-cold/vaporex/all things warm and nice (including the flyingdutchman's satay ad for thedancefloor) that are about to invade local television. its a dreadful-weather conspiracy for the media industry

there was this morning where the alarm clock woke me up at 10+. i woke up, walked to the dining room, and spent some time wondering why i had set the alarm that early. and i decided there was no reason i should be up at such a time so i went back to sleep. boring but true

anyway, many friends are going to be going into The Service very soon. ok good luck!

its rainy again today...maybe that's why i'm blogging at all. and i've been doing nothing recently. i want to watch movies but im running out of money. time to cash out my thousand dollar cheques i guess. another revelation: the irish guy who talked to me on msn some time ago? a fake. i decided to say hi one day, and saw hdb estates in his display pic. so i said " how do you find singapore" and he confessed. (i know, i'm cool. like andy lau in infernalaffairs) he's from ntu or something. save me i have a stalker! i still have no idea why he's preying on me

one day i wanna work in the night safari or birdpark or zoo or something

rainy days! and this means:

1. a rainy xmas weekend! thankfully xmas eve wasn't rainy
2. i can't go cycling when i want to
3. i keep hearing the sound of tires on wet roads, 22 floors above ground
4. food becomes cold in 3 minutes
5. its so cold even the ants dont come and attack the stray m&ms rolling around on my table, for a week
6. my guppys are freezing

went downstairs today to listen to my music and walk around. sat on the one clean swing and i fell down into semi-mud. i think someone saw.
hence the blog name.

hello! the A's are over. now it feels like a distant memory. although the unpacked lit s stuff lie around my table (above the rubble consisting of random un-filed worksheets) remains to haunt me. i just turned my head right and realized my room has been taken over by my sis. alien invasion! ok i feel like jason in foxtrot. which i just started reading (again). i rmbr i had much to blog about before the exams ended but now im a blank

btw im 18 now hah! so now im cooler. thanks everyone who rmbred and wished me happy birthday! i also had e best bday present ever! :D hmm so this is how being 18 feels like...

cooler!





ok i should blog about this before i forget. hj may rmbr!
one day this person that i did not know added me to msn. and here are snippets:

a£an. you and jupiter and venus says:
hi
a£an. you and jupiter and venus says:
you are?
sagittarious says:
i am neither jupitor ,nor venus but im sun
a£an. you and jupiter and venus says:
er ok
a£an. you and jupiter and venus says:
who are you?
sagittarious says:
i am sun
a£an. you and jupiter and venus says:
ok whatever
a£an. you and jupiter and venus says:
so do i block you or not?
sagittarious says:
no

...(yea at this point i just felt like finding out more)

sagittarious says:
my names sun
sagittarious says:
i am doing masters in physics
a£an. you and jupiter and venus says:
and?
sagittarious says:
and whats about???????????//
a£an. you and jupiter and venus says:
huh?
sagittarious says:
now plz u introduce ur self
a£an. you and jupiter and venus says:
why
a£an. you and jupiter and venus says:
but i dont know you
sagittarious says:
what do u do?????????????
sagittarious says:
likewise we will know each other

(ok omg. he's a stalker! haha)

sagittarious says:
so what do u do?
a£an. you and jupiter and venus says:
im a soccer player
sagittarious says:
good
sagittarious says:
u r from which countery
a£an. you and jupiter and venus says:
are you from ireland?
sagittarious says:
yup
a£an. you and jupiter and venus says:
okay
a£an. you and jupiter and venus says:
erm i like roy keane
sagittarious says:
what do u mean??????????/
a£an. you and jupiter and venus says:
nvm.

(ok this entry is getting long but just let me continue haha)

a£an. you and jupiter and venus says:
are u a guy?
sagittarious says:
yup and u???????????????/
a£an. you and jupiter and venus says:
whats with your ? button
sagittarious says:
nothing my dear
a£an. you and jupiter and venus says:
erm im not your dear
sagittarious says:
ok
sagittarious says:
arent u my enemy
a£an. you and jupiter and venus says:
i am?
sagittarious says:
yes
a£an. you and jupiter and venus says:
since when

__________

a£an. you and jupiter and venus says:
wow
a£an. you and jupiter and venus says:
are you a figment of my imagination
sagittarious says:
what happened?
a£an. you and jupiter and venus says:
what year is it now?
sagittarious says:
3rd year
a£an. you and jupiter and venus says:
no as in
a£an. you and jupiter and venus says:
its 2014 here.
sagittarious says:
is 2014 in ur country?????????????//
a£an. you and jupiter and venus says:
er its a world wide thing.

(sorry i was having fun. hj said might as well)

a£an. you and jupiter and venus says:
are you from the past?
sagittarious says:
no from future
sagittarious says:
i think u r from past
a£an. you and jupiter and venus says:
oh ok i see
a£an. you and jupiter and venus says:
what year is it for you?
sagittarious says:
3006
a£an. you and jupiter and venus says:
wow
a£an. you and jupiter and venus says:
do you have spaceships?
sagittarious says:
yes

_________

a£an. you and jupiter and venus says:
is everyone that you randomly add to msn friendly
sagittarious says:
no some one r rude
a£an. you and jupiter and venus says:
ok

________

a£an. you and jupiter and venus says:
how is ireland
sagittarious says:
cooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
a£an. you and jupiter and venus says:
okay.

______

a£an. you and jupiter and venus says:
are you from an alternate reality
sagittarious says:
yup
a£an. you and jupiter and venus says:
okay sun.
a£an. you and jupiter and venus says:
my mum tells me not to talk to people from alternate realities
a£an. you and jupiter and venus says:
so i have to go
a£an. you and jupiter and venus says:
bye

yea so thats about it. although i thought he would delete me i still see him on my list. in retrospect maybe he's really from an alternate reality why else is he a sagittarious.

i remember telling yq one day that the game monopoly should really be called oligopoly cos you hardly play till the end right?

on another note, i think my dreams are prophetic. i dreamt my father bought fish for my fish tank and it turned out to be true. AND i also dreamt i met louis saha and reluctantly asked him to sign my Man U stuff, although he isint my favourite red devil. then i woke up and went to check my stuff but realize i dont even have much Man U stuff. but then i'm prophetic so i'm gonna meet him soon

on another note, the As start tmr. study hard y'all!